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  • The Green Knight
  • Enemy
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • Blue Velvet

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  • Titane

    ★★

  • Hercules

  • Eiffel

    ★★

  • Nightmare Alley

    ★★★★

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    White picket fences and fresh yellow roses and lukewarm breezes and coffee sweetened with narcotics. Bloodied limbs and cracked lips and vision blurred by sparkling pain mistaken for pleasure. Thrills and kills and sexual destruction are a distraction from the dull suburbia nightmare. Her velvet matches the bruises on her skin. How easy it is to listen when it is impossible to hear.

    Contentment is in a white dress carrying schoolbooks dreaming of birds that eat vermin to survive because…

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    David Lynch bloody wishes

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  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "There's one unspoken rule on the Internet. And that's that you don't fuck with cats."


    I feel extremely conflicted writing this review. On one hand, I believe it's horrible that this documentary exists and I don't want to give it the slightest bit of attention. On the other hand, this is a site for reviewing movies and miniseries, and I want to review this because I feel so passionately about what I have to say. In short, my review is…

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    On my first watch of the famous and critically acclaimed film A Clockwork Orange, I truly hated it but felt rather conflicted in my opinion. I'm unsure if that conflict came from the sheer brilliant craft demonstrated in the film or if it came from the incredibly high scores that convinced me I was wrong, I didn't get the story, I didn't understand.

    And in some ways that is true. I have attempted to have several constructive and civil conversations…