Favorite films

  • Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy
  • Vertigo
  • The Sniper
  • Three Colors: Red

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  • Jagged


  • The Last Crooked Mile


  • The Killer Is Loose


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  • Tenet



    Straight up - FUCK THIS MOVIE!
    If you want a cinema induced migraine - go ahead and buy a ticket.

    I hadn't been inside a movie theater in six months, and my first visit back I'm subjected to this nonsense. I'm glad some people are getting something out of it, I simply do not get it. I watched I'M THINKING OF ENDING THINGS the day before, and that was a walk in the park to parse out as it had…

  • A Hidden Life

    A Hidden Life


    The cinema is essentially my church, and Malick the pastor to deliver one hell of sermon.

Recent reviews

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    Bradley Whitford as Sondheim is fucking uncanny. Wish there was more of him.

    Garfield is pretty good here. Even though the real Jonathan Larson sounds like the kind of grating character that I would run away from.

    The musicals numbers are pretty decent, staged in a not particularly memorable way. Except for the moon diner one. My fav. was the H.A.W.K. Smooth bit.

  • Belfast



    Kenny B's trip down memory lane is simple and sweet but overall didn't work for me.

    Kenny B keeps making odd visual choices, which kept taking me out of the movie. Suddenly he will switch to handheld or a super low angle for no thematic reason I could gleam onto. It’s incredibly frustrating because there a lot of scenes shot inside the house that are claustrophobic, reminding me of the confined spaces of a movie like VERA DRAKE.

    The music…

Popular reviews

  • Wanderers



    There's more wonder and creativity in three minute film than in the 3 hours of Interstellar.

  • The Counselor

    The Counselor


    an interesting mess.
    It's as bleak as you'd expect from McCarthy and from a director whose brother killed himself while he was making the movie.
    But the bleakness is not the problem.
    It's that the film feels like monologue porn. Every single character gets a speech. Everyone speaks in parables and methods. It gets frustrating after a while.

    The weakest performance by far was Cameron Diaz. And it's not even her fault - it's Ridley Scott's. Did she really need…