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  • Computer Superman

    Computer Superman


    After having their homes struck by cartoon Thunderbolts, four women give birth to exceptional children (the moment of delivery coming complete with cork-popping sound effects). One kid has large resizeable ears that easily give Richard Belzer a run for his money, another kid is perpetually snotty, another has comically giant hands (think back to that one skit in Jackass 3D), while the fourth has a tail — this one, ultimately being Frankenstein'd into some sort of six million dollar man.…

  • Magic Lizard

    Magic Lizard


    Even knowing what this was, it still wasn't what I was expecting. Basically, this is watching a rubber suited basilisk lizard (you know, the "Jesus lizard" that's named so because it runs on water) with the voice of a twelve-year-old girl (who won’t shut the hell up), muck about Thailand for nearly two hours because everyone wants to kill it, because it's out of hiding, because an Ultraman knock-off took the sacred crystal it was supposed to be guarding. Its…

Popular reviews

  • Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

    Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones


    Yikes, what a drop. Nevermind that buddy doubles down on the defense of some nasty ass people and some nasty ass viewpoints, but the shit ain't even that funny. Mostly it's just Dave cracking on the "audience" for cancel culture (which, I understand; sometimes it feels like there's no room for redemption), but he picks all the wrong people to prove his point.

    Once we get past the first half, things pick up with some chuckle-worthy anecdotes on gun ownership,…

  • Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

    Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation


    "Eveybody gets mad because, I say these jokes. What you gotta understand is this is the best time to say 'em. More now than ever. And I know there's some comedians in the back, motherfuckers you have a resonsibility to speak recklessly...otherwise, my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds like"

    Don't let the intimate setup and smaller venue fool you into thinking this is the cool down; uh-uh. This is Dave heating up to some of the realist…