I like garbage movies. If you like garbage movies, we should be friends.

Favorite films

  • Empire of the Sun
  • The Lost Boys
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Spring

Recent activity

  • Hotel Transylvania 2


  • The Reef: Stalked


  • Vertigo


  • Rear Window


Recent reviews

  • Martyrs



    Incredibly sick, twisted, painful, and devoid of all hope. Masterful storytelling crammed into 100 minutes, and heart-wrenching performances by the entire cast. I’ve never loved a movie that I hated so much, but fuck if I will ever watch this movie again.

  • Hellraiser: Judgment

    Hellraiser: Judgment

    FIFTY SHADES FREED had sex with JIGSAW and SEVEN, and this is what popped out.

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