• Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi


    i don’t know why i had this at 4 stars before. it’s incredible. the ewoks going full kevin mccallister on the AT-AT’s. vader gorilla pressing the emperor into the core of the death star like he’s the ultimate warrior. 5 stars

  • Attack the Block

    Attack the Block


    “me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much” the movie

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    the good kind of bad

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz


    a no-holds-barred adrenaline-fueled thrill-ride

  • The Terminator

    The Terminator


    i’d be so mad if i got killed right before my late night snack

  • John Wick

    John Wick


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    every time i get to the part where daisy dies i have to look up pics of her on the red carpet at the premiere to remind myself that it’s just a movie