The Forever Purge

The Forever Purge β˜…β˜…

My power went out, & the electric co. said it'd be a few hours...& It's #SlasherSaturday. That's how this happened 😬

At least the worst part of The Forever Purge was having to curtail my own laughter. & It was hard, guys! This movie is even funnier than its name; consistently delivering content that makes you say / think "WOW", & ask "but, why?" & "who are these movies for?!?".

& Though the answer to the 2nd question is 'not me', I'll admit I was entertained. Just not enough to recommend this movie to anyone with something better to do.

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Keep reading for post-review one-liners & funny shit I can't keep to myself πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

White guy: how'd you learn to handle a weapon like that?
Mexican gal: (turns & walks away)
Mexican gal: the purge is over!!
Redneck: this is a forever purge. Thank you for participating.
Redneck 2: This is the real purge. The eternal purge!

Rednecks in unison: EVER AFTER! [Celebratory gunfire]
(The media later labels this group 'Ever-After Purgers')
Mexican guy: does this translate, pandejo? [Shoots redneck in the face point blank]
(& Finally, when the protagonists - a small
group of whites & Mexicans - team up with Native American friendlies to bust through the border blockade being held by Ever-After Purgers...)

Protagonist: this is our last stand


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