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  • Ghostwatch

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  • Top 10 Biggest Beasts Ever

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  • The Rescue

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  • Collateral

    Collateral

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    I adore this sad, lonely, kind-hearted film. Vincent is a vein of cold white death streaking from point to point across L.A., uncaring, unconcerned, yet with an odd philosophical manner. He's impenetrable not because he's made of stone but because he's something like a rockfall. Heavy, sudden, heartless. Despite this he doesn't defy understanding. There's simply not much to understand.

    Max meanwhile is a mine of information and person-hood and warmth and passion. He's never even considered the nihilistic views…

  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    Hellbound: Hellraiser II

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    How did Kirsty feel when she slipped on Julia's skin? Did she step into it one foot at a time, zipping it up at the back like a jumpsuit? Or did it react in some mindless way and mold itself to her, vacuum packing its new contents, barbarous and sickenly eager? And did she feel some phantom pain when Tiffany inadvertently degloved her? Or was it more like shedding a soaked wetsuit, so the acid smoky air down in Hell…

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  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

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    new OTGW experience unlocked -- watched with several of my beautiful wonderful online friends on a sunday afternoon. I'm the luckiest guy alive and my heart is so so full. ain't that just the way

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

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    hits a few good notes (tobey & andrew had something to do with most of them, and I did like that joke foxx made about being careful where you fall) but dear god they need some new guys for that think tank. or to just stop altogether. watching each new marvel addition makes me so appreciative of other films that have real emotional beats and deep connections to important things like love and humanity and artistry, instead of this quippy greenscreen…

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  • 2012

    2012

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    I understand if everyone wants to kick my ass for this but this is honestly one of my favourite films of all time. It's one of very few that I can watch over and over again and never grow tired of, even though I'm fully aware that it's severely unrealistic (NASA branded it "absurd") and probably politically questionable too (mainly because, despite continued assertions from certain characters that the act of selling tickets for placement on the arks is inhumane,…

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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