Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Pulp Fiction
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Fanny and Alexander

Recent activity

  • The Book of Solutions


  • I'll Crush Y'all


  • UFO Sweden


  • Riddle of Fire


Recent reviews

  • Saltburn



    I overheard a British dude in the hallway say “that was the most derivative shit I’ve ever seen.”
    Anyway, I thought it was great.

  • The Toxic Avenger

    The Toxic Avenger


    I’m not sure how this will play for everybody, but if you are, or ever were, a Troma acolyte, this will absolutely hit the sweet spot. A bigger budget than your standard Tromas, it feels both expensive and cheap at the same time (that’s a compliment, btw). A little slicker, but with the same dumb, juvenile gutter humor. The real key is Peter Dinklage as Winston/Toxie, bringing a level of dramatic depth heretofore unseen in a Toxie movie (while also saying lines like “I’m gonna have to whip out my dick”).

Popular reviews

  • Fractured



    If you think you’ve figured out where this is going two minutes in, you absolutely have.

  • A Fistful of Dollars

    A Fistful of Dollars


    Like that movie RANGO but with Clint Eastwood instead of a gecko.