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Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023 3

  I overheard a British dude in the hallway say “that was the most derivative shit I’ve ever seen.”
  Anyway, I thought it was great.

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  The Toxic Avenger 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2023 1

  I’m not sure how this will play for everybody, but if you are, or ever were, a Troma acolyte, this will absolutely hit the sweet spot. A bigger budget than your standard Tromas, it feels both expensive and cheap at the same time (that’s a compliment, btw). A little slicker, but with the same dumb, juvenile gutter humor. The real key is Peter Dinklage as Winston/Toxie, bringing a level of dramatic depth heretofore unseen in a Toxie movie (while also saying lines like “I’m gonna have to whip out my dick”).

Popular reviews

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  Fractured 2019

  ★½ Watched 22 Sep 2019

  If you think you’ve figured out where this is going two minutes in, you absolutely have.

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  A Fistful of Dollars 1964

  ★★★½ Rewatched 04 Jan 2016 12

  Like that movie RANGO but with Clint Eastwood instead of a gecko.

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