Kevin Matthews’s review published on Letterboxd:
I remember walking to work one day and seeing an elderly woman dragging a small dog along behind her. The dog was trying to stop for a toilet break, but the owner hadn't noticed. So it kept squatting, a pebble of poo would drop out, and then it would have to hop forwards again to avoid strangulation by leash. That happened repeatedly, the dog stopping, dropping some more brown pellets, and then hopping forward. And the owner remained oblivious throughout.
And that entire scene was 10x more entertaining than any single part of this movie.
Also, don't be fooled into thinking this is in any way connected to The Amityville Horror franchise. It's not.