• Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★★

    My Rating- JAKE GYLLENHAAL

    First Loki, then Nightcrawler now Mysterio. Marvel must love this guy.
    But probably not as much as I do...

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Kumail better have an important role!

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    Yayy! Visionistical director Teeka Wacheechi is returning!!!!!!

    The very same Teeka, that made the impossible happen: me liking a Thor movie and even becoming one of my top favorite movies... Something that I would never thought of in 2016 or the years before.

    So now I would say, buckle up for Thor: Love and Thunder, it's gonna be something great!

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    Dwayne "THE ROCK" Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot and Rawson Marshall Thuber, who brought us the hillarious Central Intelligence...

    This going to be one hilarious movie for sure.

  • Attack on Titan

    Attack on Titan

    Aha... Interesting.

    I really want to know how they will fuck up this anime too...

  • The Flash

    The Flash

    OH MY GOD!!!

    If this is really going to be a Flashpoint movie with Matthew McConaghey as Reverse Flash, I am going to love this.

    I think this movie might be a good opportunity for Jon Hamm to finally become Batman(Thomas Wayne) too.

    I really hope that DC doesn't screw this movie up.

  • The Lego Ninjago Movie

    The Lego Ninjago Movie

    This movie was bad. I just wathed it for the first 20 minutes. It was just too bad.

    Why did I even watch this?

    Because it had Jackie Chan at begining, I was instantly excited to watch it. But it instantly got worse from there on.

    Jackie, an chinese shop owner, suddenly shows some random kid his ancient, chinese wooden Master Wu Lego figure and starts to tell him a "long-forgotten" story.

    And what is this "long-forgotten" story about?

    It…

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    ★★★★★

    Ohh my god!

    What a new and interesting take on Batman!

    Michael Keaton is the best Batman ever and this is the best Batman movie of all time.

    Wait...

    Ohh right!
    this is Birdman not Batman😅

    Still the best Batman movie ever.

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

    ★★★★★

    What a great comedy!
    Absolutely loved it.

    Jonah Hill is the sexiest man alive.

    Fuck Channing Tatum. Nobody cares about him.

    Jonah is the man. And Captain Dickson of course too...

  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    ★★★★★

    It takes a bit you get into it, but afterwards it is just Samuel L. Jackson telling some nice stories(revolving around a dick) and some superb screaming of him.

    Great movie. Great performances. Great Samuel L. Jackson. Great QT masterpiece of entertainment.

    HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE IT?
    atleast the last third....

  • Back to the Future

    Back to the Future

    ★★★★★

    I will send you Back to the Future!

    An absolute classic.

    I wouldn't believe if there was any single person, who watch this movie and didn't at least like it.

    This is overall just one of the greatest pieces of entertainment. Ever.

    Change my mind.

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    What a great movie!

    JUST. LOVED. IT.
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