• Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★★

    the bit where willem dafoe rat dies and the bit with the wolf at the end gets me every time man

  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus

    ★★½

    this was far hornier than expected

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★★

    nora ephron writes so prettily but i would have killed joe in his sleep for closing down my little bookshop

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★

    i don’t have a funny quip to say i’m covered in snot

  • Boiling Point

    Boiling Point

    ★★★★★

    the toxicity of hospitality i’ve reached my fucking boiling point with it i’ll tell u what

  • Incantation

    Incantation

    ★★★★

    good to know i’ve been accidentally cursing myself for the last two hours

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★½

    this was terrible and predictable i thought everyone said it was GOOD how dare the writers do this to the original saw movie 😤😤😤

  • Some Kind of Heaven

    Some Kind of Heaven

    ★★★★★

    dennis i hope every woman kicks you out u piece of shit (barbara, anne, you’re perfect and i love you!)

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

    i’m crying a new river for haku

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    robert eggers loves farts

  • CODA

    CODA

    ★★★½

    joni mitchell and father/daughter dynamics? they’re tryin to kill me

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★½

    wowee shucks gee whiz