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  • Thrashin'



    A lot better than it has any right to be, feels like an extremely commercial version of Penelope Spheeris' Suburbia in the sense that the skate punks in this actually feel like real skate punks (for the most part).

    The story is one you've seen done 10000 times over in better movies but it's effective enough that it's not really an issue, me and my partner watched this for a digital watch party with a giant plate of nachos in front of us and I couldn't possibly describe that combination as anything else but sheer perfection.

  • Winterbeast



    I love that there are so many monsters in this it's hard to tell which one is the Winterbeast til the one from the poster finally shows up, by far the least impressive monster of all, in the last 5 minutes of the movie.

    Winterbeast is phenomenal, everything about it is so jaunty and frenetic, from the performances, special effects and very obvious signs it was shot on several different kinds of film stock over a number of years. I…

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  • Assassination Nation

    Assassination Nation


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  • The Seventh Sign

    The Seventh Sign


    John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness but for your mom.