Kazmer has written 8 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Super Mario Bros: This Ain't No Video Game

    Super Mario Bros: This Ain't No Video Game

    Lot of insane comments and analogies that go nowhere. Last 3 minutes is an absolute roller coaster.

    Lot of pretty frustrating filmmaking mistakes too. John Leguizamo's entire interview is out of focus. Feels rushed for the bluray release deadline or something. Still worth it for the bizarre viewpoints from the few crew featured. The concept art shown is wild. Would have loved to see Hoskins ranting about this shitshow.

  • Panic: The Untold Story of the 2008 Financial Crisis

    Panic: The Untold Story of the 2008 Financial Crisis

    watched this high as shit while microtrading dogecoin

  • All About Lily Chou-Chou

    All About Lily Chou-Chou

    I'll be honest, I started skimming through some of this after about 45 minutes before eventually just turning it off completely. I've never cared much for this drifting narrative style where scenes of random vignettes and conversations about nothing just seem to go on and on, and this being over 2.5 hours was starting to test my patience. A lot of scenes seem to just be constantly reiterating things you already know. I can't say it's bad (only because I didn't finish it), but it definitely didn't hold my interest enough to justify the time dedication.

  • Forky Asks a Question: What Is Love?

    Forky Asks a Question: What Is Love?

    I watched this because one of the reviews said you'll have no idea where it's going and holy hell they were right

    Also I love Mel Brooks

  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Saw 3 lookin real sus rn

  • Swing You Sinners!

    Swing You Sinners!

    Burn in hell, Bimbo

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2

    Absolute anarchy from an army of comedy C-listers. No coherence. No structure. Vignettes of madness and waves of psychosis. This film operates as if the characters are being controlled by a hive mind. As if the film itself is sentient. Hypnotic.

    I think this is my 8th time witnessing this piece.
    I want to get off Mr. Sandler's wild ride.

  • Mister America

    Mister America

    I love this movie, it's my favorite movie of the year, I'm gonna give it 5 bags of popcorn and a giant rat trap to catch that lying rat Rosetti in.