Kazmer has written 22 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ during 2021.

  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    ★★★★★

    New York in the 70s was another world

    Walter Matthau has huge Mr. Bean energy in this

  • Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

    Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

    ★★★★★

    holy shit the ultimate "just guys being dudes" vibe movie

  • Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    ★★★★★

    Yeah fuck it, this movie kicks ass. It's a constant stream of stupid shit with a villain that only exists to chew scenery and cause chaos with hacky ironic setups. A dude's skeleton escapes from his own body and starts eating another guy in the first 3 minutes of the film. The dedication to doing as much as possible with practical effects has endless payoffs. This is everything I love about schlock B movies, except they actually had a competent crew and a budget and its fucking wild.

  • GetEven

    GetEven

    ★★★★★

    Watching this with people who have no experience with bad movies of this caliber is a trip in itself. By the time you get to the 3rd sex scene, the room is begging for death.

  • The Face Behind the Mask

    The Face Behind the Mask

    ★★★★★

    Ironically, in real life, that New York cop would have told Peter Lorre to fuck off and he never would have gotten directions to the apartment building before it burned down. He'd still be lost on the street but at least he'd have a face.

  • Raydon

    Raydon

    ★★★★★

    Roll that clip from Raydon

    cause I'm tryna see that monster, boy

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

    #ReleaseTheGreenCut

  • The Man with Two Brains

    The Man with Two Brains

    ★★★★★

    Put this on while unpacking from a move, realized 20 minutes in I was mouthing every line of dialogue without even looking at it

  • The Devil's Rain

    The Devil's Rain

    ★★★★★

    This movie should be a fucking litmus test for all cinema. Every second is incredible. Ernest Borgnine is acting his fucking ASS OFF and LOVING IT. Shatner goes more in than he ever did on the Enterprise. The soundtrack has no skips. Every frame a fucking painting. I'm high as fuck rn but god this movie rules so hard. Guaranteed I'm gonna watch this at least two more times before the end of the year.

  • GetEven

    GetEven

    ★★★★★

    I'm legitimately a little speechless trying to convey my thoughts on this. It's got everything. Every scene is insane in a different way. I couldn't even tell you what the plot is. There's like 20 minutes dedicated to Wings Hauser drunkenly rambling and starting a new religion based on Huckleberry Finn. There's satanists and bad karate and a dog that eats ice cream. There's multiple sex scenes that made me want to never be horny again. John De Hart wrote…

  • Real Life

    Real Life

    ★★★★★

    this is the Altered States of comedy films

  • A Night at the Roxbury

    A Night at the Roxbury

    ★★★★★

    Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah 12" Ladies Night Remix [feat. Haddaway]