Kazmer has written 16 reviews for films rated ★★★★ during 2021.

  • The Chronicles of Riddick

    The Chronicles of Riddick

    ★★★★

    I love that Vin made sure to keep up the canon that he got his special eyeballs in a trade for 20 menthol Kools

  • Pitch Black

    Pitch Black

    ★★★★

    Do you like dutch angles? Do you like skewed aspect ratios? Do you like color grading that changes literally every shot? Do you like breakneck-speed editing combined with slowmo shots filmed in the wrong framerate?

    Boy do I have the movie for you its called Pitch Black and its from the year 2000

  • Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    ★★★★

    There's maybe never been a movie that sucked so much but ruled so hard. Not even sure what this films true rating actually is.

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★

    I watched this whole film in 360 VR view off a 40mb compressed webm and I think I don't like movies anymore

  • Street Trash

    Street Trash

    ★★★★

    This movie is like if the homeless guy in Mulholland Drive was the main character

  • The Ninth Configuration

    The Ninth Configuration

    ★★★★

    "If you died on the moon, would that be fucked up?"
    - William Peter Blatty, 1980

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    ★★★★

    I've been pretending South Park ended over a decade ago so I can't say anything about how pathetic its gotten by now, or comment on the weak politics of its creators. I do still have a very vivid memory of my dad putting this on when me and my siblings were all around 10 years old, and just before it started my mom said "Are we sure this is appropriate for them?"

    To which my dad responds "It's a tv…

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★

    I started watching Logan's Run with some friends, but someone jokingly challenged me to put on all 3 Austin Powers movies in a row instead when it was already midnight but I ain't no coward so this is my and everyone else's night now.

  • This Film Is Not Yet Rated

    This Film Is Not Yet Rated

    ★★★★

    Think this probably needs an update. That circle of how much of the industry Disney owns is probably a liiiitle bit bigger now.

  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero

    ★★★★

    There's a part in here where, during a tracking shot, you can see the entire camera crew in the reflection of a window for a brief moment, and we had a 20 minute debate on whether it was intentional or not.

  • Mad Dog Morgan

    Mad Dog Morgan

    ★★★★

    Need a Coen bros True Grit style remake of this that's also starring Dennis Hopper in the exact same role

  • Deathstalker II

    Deathstalker II

    ★★★★

    "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE

    AND DEATHSTALKER II (1987)"