Kazmer has written 10 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2021.

  • Communion

    Communion

    ★★½

    is this a mumblecore movie

  • Night of the Running Man

    Night of the Running Man

    ★★½

    When I plan to go on the run with stolen mob money I definitely refuse to shave and buy both my train and plane tickets with my real name.

  • Hider in the House

    Hider in the House

    ★★½

    Fascinatingly insane. Every time I made a joke about what would be funny for Busey to start doing next, he actually did it. A roller coaster of thriller cinema. David Fincher could never.

  • Jade

    Jade

    ★★½

    Friedkin told Steve McQueen to go to hell with his whole chest

  • Minority Report

    Minority Report

    ★★½

    How is a taser that intentionally makes someone projectile vomit on you tactfully useful in any way

  • The Nude Vampire

    The Nude Vampire

    ★★½

    Forget these other weirdos talking about the artistry of this or whatever. Whoever was on the soundtrack is constantly popping off through the entire thing and it's amazing. It's like he's inventing a new form of jazz where it's almost like he's playing two different songs at once.

    Also every sound effect is LOUD AS FUCK for some reason. A room full of typewriters sounds like gunfire. A woman sliding her hand down a wood rail is like nails on a chalkboard. Truly insane shit.

    Too bad everything else about the movie is pretty boring

  • Dirty Harry

    Dirty Harry

    ★★½

    Cop porn for racists and psychos. Aged like warm milk. Eastwood has the on-screen presence of a mushed loaf of wheat bread with a gun duct taped to it. Keeps the story strung along by incompetence and writer's whims over development as excuses to deliver increasingly gross vignettes of brutality. None of it's fun, it's just sick.

    also yo fuck Clint Eastwood

  • Grey Knight

    Grey Knight

    ★★½

    Somehow this was even more racist than I was expecting

  • Rock & Rule

    Rock & Rule

    ★★½

    the best song Cheap Trick ever wrote is hiding in this film

  • Knife in the Water

    Knife in the Water

    ★★½

    a lot of Cinema going on here