Hands down the most awkward sex scene in cinema history
Like an LA skate vid where they spent so much time filming skits they forgot to film any skating
I'm legitimately a little speechless trying to convey my thoughts on this. It's got everything. Every scene is insane in a different way. I couldn't even tell you what the plot is. There's like 20 minutes dedicated to Wings Hauser drunkenly rambling and starting a new religion based on Huckleberry Finn. There's satanists and bad karate and a dog that eats ice cream. There's multiple sex scenes that made me want to never be horny again. John De Hart wrote…
Lot of insane comments and analogies that go nowhere. Last 3 minutes is an absolute roller coaster.
Lot of pretty frustrating filmmaking mistakes too. John Leguizamo's entire interview is out of focus. Feels rushed for the bluray release deadline or something. Still worth it for the bizarre viewpoints from the few crew featured. The concept art shown is wild. Would have loved to see Hoskins ranting about this shitshow.
Forget these other weirdos talking about the artistry of this or whatever. Whoever was on the soundtrack is constantly popping off through the entire thing and it's amazing. It's like he's inventing a new form of jazz where it's almost like he's playing two different songs at once.
Also every sound effect is LOUD AS FUCK for some reason. A room full of typewriters sounds like gunfire. A woman sliding her hand down a wood rail is like nails on a chalkboard. Truly insane shit.
Too bad everything else about the movie is pretty boring
I think I get what Brooks was going for with this, but without the ripping satire and manic energy his early films had a seemingly infinite supply of, this is mostly a pretty dull watch. There's only traces of them here at best, like an old dog that can still sit and roll over, but pretty much only when he feels like it. It's either way too restrained in what it's willing to joke at, or maybe just didn't have…
Repo Jake drove so Drive could drive
Hey this sucks by the way. There's way too much fucking repo'ing and about 15 minutes of actual plot and none of it is interesting. The soundtrack is a collection of nightmare Rugrats demos. He never even holds that shotgun from the cover.
Fuck you Repo Jake.
Knew I was gonna hate this in the first 10 minutes and sat through it anyway. Edited to have a presentation like a parody of itself. It's like watching bad local theater. It's like a really shitty Woody Allen movie and I don't even like the good Woody Allen movies. It's like the raw unrotoscoped footage from an abandoned Ralph Bakshi project.
As someone who most of their friends are in the fighting game community, the common sentiment I've always heard about this is "it sucks", "waste of time", and "it's not even fun bad", so I always avoided checking it out.
They were definitely right that it sucks, but goddamn is it funny. This is sub-youtube fan film sometimes. It's actually pretty amazing how absolutely everyone in this is a bad actor (except Liu Kang). The special effects are almost Neil…