Road to Revenge

Road to Revenge ★★★★★

I'm legitimately a little speechless trying to convey my thoughts on this. It's got everything. Every scene is insane in a different way. I couldn't even tell you what the plot is. There's like 20 minutes dedicated to Wings Hauser drunkenly rambling and starting a new religion based on Huckleberry Finn. There's satanists and bad karate and a dog that eats ice cream. There's multiple sex scenes that made me want to never be horny again. John De Hart wrote a whole mixtape of original songs. There's one scene where the entire set decoration changes between cuts. Every second of this film left my jaw on the floor.

Geteven might be the greatest bad movie I've ever seen. I'm mildly confident in saying this on record.