Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2023

  some of y’all aren’t extreme horror or European horror fans, and it shows.
  everyone losing it at a bit of titty and a bellend, get a grip.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2023 1

  was this a first draft? 

  more dangling wrists, faces dragged across asphalt, and snorting lines off severed legs and less trying to backstory everyone involved please - it’s a movie about a bear high on coke for fucks sake. be more stupid.

Popular reviews

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  The Lodge 2008

  ½ Watched 03 Sep 2015

  every straight couple that's ever gone to a cabin in a horror film

  man: ooooo babe were gonna have some steamy wild sex tonight

  girl: ahaha babe ur such a pervert *giggles and sticks out ass*

  *montage scene of them making out*

  girl (mid make-out): omg what was that i saw something

  man: hun you're just being irrational, come back to bed

  girl: no derek i saw something im not crazy!!!!!

  man: *rolls eyes bc he can't have sex* ill check it out

  *murderous shit goes down*

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  Macbeth 2015

  ★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2015 4

  if you haven't studied macbeth, like me, then seeing it is like watching a very beautiful foreign language film without the subtitles.

  Gorgeous visuals, but absolutely no a clue what was happening 90% of the time.