Chloe Leeson

really into horror, coming of age films, danny boyle's soundtracks and the little line in Leonardo Dicaprios bottom lip.

Favorite films

  • Into the Wild
  • Lords of Dogtown
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Green Room

Recent activity

  • In the Cut


  • Infinity Pool


  • Bronson


  • Big Trouble in Little China


Recent reviews

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    some of y’all aren’t extreme horror or European horror fans, and it shows.
    everyone losing it at a bit of titty and a bellend, get a grip.

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    was this a first draft? 

    more dangling wrists, faces dragged across asphalt, and snorting lines off severed legs and less trying to backstory everyone involved please - it’s a movie about a bear high on coke for fucks sake. be more stupid.

Popular reviews

  • The Lodge

    The Lodge


    every straight couple that's ever gone to a cabin in a horror film

    man: ooooo babe were gonna have some steamy wild sex tonight

    girl: ahaha babe ur such a pervert *giggles and sticks out ass*

    *montage scene of them making out*

    girl (mid make-out): omg what was that i saw something

    man: hun you're just being irrational, come back to bed

    girl: no derek i saw something im not crazy!!!!!

    man: *rolls eyes bc he can't have sex* ill check it out

    *murderous shit goes down*

  • Macbeth



    if you haven't studied macbeth, like me, then seeing it is like watching a very beautiful foreign language film without the subtitles.

    Gorgeous visuals, but absolutely no a clue what was happening 90% of the time.