really into horror, coming of age films, danny boyle's soundtracks and the little line in Leonardo Dicaprios bottom lip.
Infinity Pool 2023
some of y’all aren’t extreme horror or European horror fans, and it shows.
everyone losing it at a bit of titty and a bellend, get a grip.
Cocaine Bear 2023
was this a first draft?
more dangling wrists, faces dragged across asphalt, and snorting lines off severed legs and less trying to backstory everyone involved please - it’s a movie about a bear high on coke for fucks sake. be more stupid.
The Lodge 2008
every straight couple that's ever gone to a cabin in a horror film
man: ooooo babe were gonna have some steamy wild sex tonight
girl: ahaha babe ur such a pervert *giggles and sticks out ass*
*montage scene of them making out*
girl (mid make-out): omg what was that i saw something
man: hun you're just being irrational, come back to bed
girl: no derek i saw something im not crazy!!!!!
man: *rolls eyes bc he can't have sex* ill check it out
*murderous shit goes down*