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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    I did not watch this but I would like to say Sam Levinson is a loser

  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    okay I did not watch this but Liz told me the entire plot yesterday so I will tell it how I remember it


    Naomi Watts is a mom with a smart kid (stock markets, investments) and a dumb kid (he's normal but not smart) and they have a little girl neighbor who Liz forgot to mention is a literally the star of Dance Moms which of course brings it full circle at a climactic montage talent show 

    Anyways the…