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Ahead of its time and too long, but pretty great! More importantly: Charles Dance is sell your house, move to the moon, risk it all and then some hot in this. Like? Who gave him the right? It’s unfathomable!! If I saw this character in public I would absolutely dissolve. 10/10 for him exclusively
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I’ll preface this by saying I did not want to watch this movie but my partner is a completionist and what the hell else is there to do right now? And also, that even though Eternals truly stinks, I don’t blame like 99% of the people involved. You can tell some of them were trying to make it good. That being said, here are the notes I wrote while I endured nearly 3 hours of it:
- The MCU canonizing Ancient…