Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moon Knight 2022

  ★★ Watched 16 May 2022

  I’ll say it! Mr Robot did this way better!

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  Last Action Hero 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 16 May 2022

  Ahead of its time and too long, but pretty great! More importantly: Charles Dance is sell your house, move to the moon, risk it all and then some hot in this. Like? Who gave him the right? It’s unfathomable!! If I saw this character in public I would absolutely dissolve. 10/10 for him exclusively

Popular reviews

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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  Teens tried to label this movie as transphobic a couple years back and look, I’m not having it. Is it wildly outdated by today’s standards? Yes, obviously, but of course it is. It wasn’t made to win GLAAD awards, it was made by trashy gay theatre stoners back when being any of those things was enough to get disowned. RHPS launched millions of little queers and kinksters out of the closet. The cultural impact is impossible to imagine to someone…

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  Eternals 2021

  ★ Watched 14 Jan 2022 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I’ll preface this by saying I did not want to watch this movie but my partner is a completionist and what the hell else is there to do right now? And also, that even though Eternals truly stinks, I don’t blame like 99% of the people involved. You can tell some of them were trying to make it good. That being said, here are the notes I wrote while I endured nearly 3 hours of it:

  - The MCU canonizing Ancient…