Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Clue

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  • Force Majeure

    ★★★★

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★

  • Barbarian

    ★★★★

  • Pearl

    ★★★★½

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  • Force Majeure

    Force Majeure

    ★★★★

    Skiing sucks ass anyway. Simply don’t go on a ski trip and you won’t have to worry about any of this!

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★

    The biggest reaction this got out of me was when I realized the guy playing Bill is the guy from The Bye Bye Man. 

    This certainly felt like a movie, Harry was right.

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  • Pooka!

    Pooka!

    ★★★★

    This film jogged a memory. 
    The first time I ever heard my dad say the word fuck was when I had a Furby which had crossed that line into unpredictable insanity that all Furbies do eventually. It wouldn’t shut up unless it was left completely undisturbed. Our plan was to carefully lift it onto a high bookshelf and let that be its final resting place. However my father picked it up by the teal scruff on the top of its…

  • You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    ★★★★

    “I’m just tired of being seen as a joke.”  
    *vapes on a horse while wearing a magician cape*