As a kid, this movie gave me the same gross, creepy, scary feelings I got after having to sleep in my grandparents guest room once, which was where my grandpa kept his collection of antique clown memorabilia from the 1930s, which looks so old and strange to my little 6-year-old brain that I refused to sleep all night and remain spooked out by the thought of that room to this day.
But as an adult, I'm not creeped out by…