• Unforgiven



    First time seeing it on a big screen, and boy, howdy. Eastwood's best by a mile.

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II


    Self-parodying isn't uncommon, but the fact that Evil Dead did it to the point that it BECAME the franchise is f*cking wild.

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead


    Sam Raimi has said that Bruce Campbell was the one of their friends group who ended up in front of the camera instead of behind it because he was the one girls liked to look at and, I mean, LOOK at him.

    That's it, that's my review.

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    I will throw down for this movie until the day I die.

  • Cheap Thrills

    Cheap Thrills


    Doesn't get any easier to watch, still freaking terrific. Love Pat Healy. Lowkey obsessed with the title card.

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan


    I have three things to say, which are:

    1) 2016 was a big year for bad dads in Korean cinema.
    2) This is a better train movie than Snowpiercer.
    3) There is ONE flub in the last act, but otherwise, this movie's pretty perfect.

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead


    Jane Levy is terrific. The rest of the movie, I could take or leave.

  • Monster Trucks

    Monster Trucks


    Love it when the monsters in kids' movies are actually kind of upsetting-looking.

  • Paterson



    Fine. I need some time to sit with it, mostly with regards to what was up with Golshifteh Farahani's character. First time, though, that I've "gotten" Adam Driver.

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away


    My fondest memory of this movie is seeing it last year with one of my best friends and realizing we both had tears streaming down our faces for the entirety of the last act. All-timer.

  • Zebraman



    Baby's first Miike. Don't know how I hadn't seen this before given my soft spot for semi-delusional superhero antics, predestination, and space aliens.

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    If the "He Needs Me" sequence doesn't get you, I don't know what to tell you.