allison has written 37 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Two Weeks Notice

    Two Weeks Notice


    finding out this was the first post 9/11 hollywood production rocked me to my core

  • Deep Water

    Deep Water


    i fear we don’t yet fully understand the extent of the damage sam levinson is inflicting on our culture

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark


    i don't know if this is a movie so much as it is a community theater production of someone's fanfiction but i do need to see, at minimum, five more hours of corey stoll as junior

  • Marry Me

    Marry Me


    my favorite part was the fundamental misunderstanding and astonishing overuse of instagram live

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos


    nicole i’m so sorry but this story did not feel perfect and powerful

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions


    no offense to hugo weaving but if i never see his face again it will be too soon

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded


    neo and trinity look like the kind of couple that would co-write an article for vice with a headline like “we’re both bisexual. we’re in a straight passing relationship. here’s how we stay connected to the queer community”

  • The Hunger

    The Hunger


    i understand it was the '80s but they could've cut the flowing white curtain budget (at the very least) in half. love a surprise dafoe moment tho

  • Dune



    oscar isaac: we need to protect planet bloopity blorp from baron gibbeldy gob i think? you are my son, paul

    timothée: yes father

  • Halloween



    i have a lot of questions about how an old man could possibly be capable of all this and also something something about how the original is what it is because of the way it effectively builds up so much tension with silence and distance and vibes and manages to do it all without any gore but i’m honestly most focused on the fact that the lil girlie kept calling laurie GRANDMOTHER???????? THAT’S WHAT YOU’VE NATURALLY DECIDED TO CALL YOUR GRANDMA???????

  • Freaky



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when they made the softboy jock twink kiss vince vaughn

  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious


    love watching roman and tej meet for the first time, living their lives and blissfully unaware that someday they will go to space together