allison has written 9 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2022.

  • Spoiler Alert

    Spoiler Alert

    ★★½

    okay well no one told me i was walking into a movie starring jim parsons as a guy who works at tv guide 😭😭😭 why was he stealing my look 😭😭😭 when he kept being like “i can’t go out to do gay activities because i need to stay home and write grey’s anatomy recaps” GIRL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and the antoni jumpscare… it’s all too much!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★½

    i don’t want another murder mystery i just want a whole movie about blanc wearing little bandana scarves and getting rawed by hugh grant

  • She Said

    She Said

    ★★½

    nothing could have prepared me for the experience of hearing patricia clarkson say “will gwyneth go on the record?”

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★½

    shit showcialist

  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

    ★★½

    elijah wood final girl!!!!!!

  • Landline

    Landline

    ★★½

    turturro sex scene!!!!! TURTURRO SEX SCENE!!!!!!!!!

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    you know who could really enter the multiverse of madness was bronco henry

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★½

    i too would wear my sluttiest outfit to meet john turturro

  • My Beautiful Laundrette

    My Beautiful Laundrette

    ★★½

    amazing how not one person in this movie behaved as though they'd ever interacted with another human before. i will be thinking about the thing daniel day lewis did with that champagne on my death bed