allison has written 25 reviews for films with no rating during 2020.

  • Shawn Mendes: In Wonder

    Shawn Mendes: In Wonder

    shawn mendes talks like the lead character in a wattpad fic

  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    every song had the word "burlesque" in it. iconic

  • Winter's Tale

    Winter's Tale

    crazy that everyone involved with the making of this movie has since been publicly executed

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    the way that this is my literal favorite movie

  • Teen Witch

    Teen Witch

    i’m the girl with tunnel of love era bruce springsteen picture in her locker

  • We Are Your Friends

    We Are Your Friends

    zac efron i am begging you to kiss a man

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    literally no point in being like “tf was this” so i will just say that toni collette gave the exact same performance as the “i had a dream last night that we went down. you were in it” lady from bridesmaids

  • The Lucky One

    The Lucky One

    NICHOLAS SPARKS IS A CRACKHEAD

  • Charlie St. Cloud

    Charlie St. Cloud

    zac efron's nipples were truly BURSTING out of his shirt in almost every scene

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

    we should talk about the i don't dance scene the way we talk about brokeback mountain

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical

    high school musical and breaking bad are both set in albuquerque... makes u think

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    i noticed hagrid's body double's face in the background of one scene and it tripped me out so bad it was all i could talk about for the rest of the movie (i was talking to myself, i watched this alone in my room)