allison has written 11 reviews for films with no rating during 2018.

  • Elf

    Elf

    will there ever come a day the ending of this movie doesn't make me weep uncontrollably

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    the scene where zac efron jumps off a balcony and zendaya catches him WHILE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR and SINGING is cinema at its very finest

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    i cannot believe they show this movie to children. their EXPRESSIONS!!!! don’t CHANGE!!!!!

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    y’all are in! sane! this was the movie version of kim kardashian hollywood and y’all fell for it!

  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin

    last night i said i’d cover this nothing event in a city i don’t live in for work because i’m afraid to say no to anything and i want everyone to think i’m a team player (i’m not! it’s just what i want people to think! it’s not going great!) and in order to go i had to ask my friend last minute to stay with her overnight. she said, “yeah, sure, but i won’t be home until late.” i…

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    HUGH JACKMAN SNAPPED

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    i’m sorry if this alters your opinion of me but i have never laughed harder or longer at anything than i did when 9 to 5 started playing

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    y’all are out of your damn minds this shit was borderline unwatchable

  • Home Again

    Home Again

    the fuck was this

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    harry potter and that shitty little blond kid were in love

  • The Post

    The Post

    what a sincere bummer that this is my first movie of 2018 (i fell asleep no less than five times) but an emphatic congrats to mvp zach woods