allison has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2018.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★½

    i can’t believe taika gave thor an eyepatch and those men took it away

  • A Fish Called Wanda

    A Fish Called Wanda

    ★★½

    i watched this because taika waititi said jamie lee curtis is rly hot in it and you know what he has never lied!

  • Destination Wedding

    Destination Wedding

    ★★½

    the part where winona just describes how hot keanu is in extreme detail and then tells him he has a nice dick? i felt that

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★½

    if you have a bad word to say about peter parker maybe put on a bib and eat my butt?

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    WHEN I THOUGHT TONY DIED I CLUTCHED MY HAND TO MY HEART AND GASPED AND THE GIRL TWO SEATS OVER LOOKED AT ME. CAN I HELP YOU?

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ★★½

    excuse me i didn't even get to watch kiki get her head cut off??? [john mulaney voice] i know it's kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 12 years ago but i wasn't a comedian back then