allison has written 86 reviews for films during 2018.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    i can’t believe taika gave thor an eyepatch and those men took it away

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight


    a lesbian-making performance from anne hathaway

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor


    i hate to say this about a literal woody allen apologist but blake lively snapped

  • Second Act

    Second Act

    my friend was like “i’m tired and i don’t know why” and i said “because we just watched seventeen movies in two hours”

  • Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes

    Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes



  • Carol



    make the yuletide gay indeed bitch!

  • The Family Stone

    The Family Stone


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my mom started crying because she doesn’t like imagining diane keaton dead

  • Blockers




  • Elf


    will there ever come a day the ending of this movie doesn't make me weep uncontrollably

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    the scene where zac efron jumps off a balcony and zendaya catches him WHILE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR and SINGING is cinema at its very finest

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin


    i think i liked this! literally the only reason i’m giving it three stars is because i am a moron who knows nothing about history and barely understood the plot!

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday


    every year i watch this movie and every year i'm blindsided by how drop dead gorgeous jude law was at this beautiful, brief moment in time