allison has written 5 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2017.

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women


    i would've given this five stars if annette bening and greta gerwig had been the only people in it

  • Deadpool



    leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet

  • Along Came Polly

    Along Came Polly


    oh man oh man phil hoffman was just the best actor of all time oh man

  • Jackie



    i love greta gerwig and her receding hairline

  • Midnight Special

    Midnight Special


    🍆 michael 🍆 shannon 🍆 owns 🍑 this 🍑 ass 🍑