• Madame Web

    Madame Web


    madame web really said ben parker you will begin to cough in three days

  • Tenet



    funniest movie i’ve ever seen it is pure nonsense!!!!! i understood about every third word of dialogue and i had to pop a piece of gum just to stay awake through the last 30ish minutes. always forget robert pattinson is only hot in motion and then he’s like, extremely hot. thank you mr nolan!

  • Rope



    gay wrongs

  • Blockers



    john cena egot

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


    here at the end of all things 😭 another perfect sick day movie if you enjoy crying your eyes out while sick

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock


    the best sick day movie 🤘 why aren’t jack black and mike white besties like this anymore

  • The Hours and Times

    The Hours and Times


    crying my eyes out imagining paul mccartney watching this

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    i can’t believe i was so busy having my own black swan style psychotic break over the social network in 2010 that i didn’t even know how nasty stupid sexy vincent cassel is in this… lmao… what the fuck… wow

  • The Visit

    The Visit


    need a full investigative report into the thinking behind making that kid a freestyle rapper

  • The Greatest Night in Pop

    The Greatest Night in Pop

    fun to watch with your mom and completely worth it for every shot of bob dylan looking like he was on the brink of suicide

  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    neither as bad or as good as anyone wanted it to be but what if i sincerely loved her doing singin in the rain at the end and thought it was cool and fun… her brain is a beautiful labyrinth!!!!! she is so ill in a really wild way <3 bennifer they could never make me hate you when it inspires confounding things such as this

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers


    obviously like choosing between mine own children but the very best one to ME. greatest night of my life seeing it with a 300 piece live orchestra and an amazing CHILD SOLOIST and a full audience of nerds and losers who clapped and cheered and laughed at all the right parts… i knew i was among my people when everyone went nuts for aragorn kicking the helmet <3 that shore score is such a banger of course but the live…