• The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    why are you as a man anthrax poisoning another man

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★

    nepotism is allowed when your dad dies tragically and prematurely but i’m glad cooper hoffman also happens to be a total star

  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

    look i only watched part 3 and that does make me a little fake but i saw everything i needed to see. george hot. something very lgbt happened to john and paul. [succession voice] great band. good band

  • King Richard

    King Richard

    ★★★

    the ideal movie to watch with your mom is one like this where she can say “i remember when this happened” over and over

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★★

    surprised to say i was actually on board with a lot of this in all of its uneven goofy dumbassery and rly did laugh a lot at how everyone was in a completely different movie from everyone else but WITH THAT SAID man oh man jared leto is just truly borderline unwatchable, kind of cannot believe that performance even made the final cut. awful stuff! retire bitch!

  • The Humans

    The Humans

    ★★★

    oh to be comforted by your boyfriend steven yeun after your parent does something insane on thanksgiving

  • Just Friends

    Just Friends

    HELLO JOYCE?

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★★★

    when jude law kisses her eyelidsfbdjjfdnfbdnfndjfnnfnffbdnfndjnfjdnf i will burst into FLAMES!!

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★

    on one hand i think we desperately need to end the lin-manuel miranda industrial complex before he gets away with anything else. on the other hand if andrew garfield wins an oscar for this it will be justice for the events of the year 2011 and i will happily accept that ❤️ he rules ❤️

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    “you get all the credit for being in a movie without actually having to film it. like angelina jolie and those eternals movies”
    “yeah there’s no way those are real, right?”
    “no, they are 100% just posters”

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★★

    my roommate before we watched this: what’s this movie about?
    me: being a phenomenal twink

  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    ★★★★

    perfect, ahead of its time, acab canon, queer canon, they literally don't make em like this anymore, etc but also important to note that this is a DEEPLY new jersey movie and for that we must celebrate