Favorite films

  • Aladdin
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Treasure Planet
  • Coco

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  • High School Musical


  • The Black Cauldron


  • Tatooine Rhapsody


  • The Duel


Recent reviews

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical


    i am a man of two minds

    one is that sharpay evans was absolutely robbed. every song that she and ryan sang were far and away, sincerely, the best in the entire film. "bop to the top" and their rendition of "what ive been looking for" blew practically every other song, save for like, "breaking free", away. plus her performance as the schools mean girl was to fucking die for. painfully late to the party, but ​i am now a…

  • The Black Cauldron

    The Black Cauldron


    marisa has a passionate distaste for gurgi but fails to appreciate the fact that he is literally just medieval stitch. she rejects this message. she hates me because i tell the truth

Popular reviews

  • Berserk: The Golden Age Arc III - The Advent

    Berserk: The Golden Age Arc III - The Advent


    me [1/3 through this movie]: why does the internet hate griffith so much
    me [2/3 through this movie]: ah

  • Queen & Slim

    Queen & Slim


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    holy christ what a disappointment. likely the biggest letdown of 2019 in this humble reviewers opinion.
    adored the first third.
    slept during the second.
    threw tomatoes during the third.
    have you ever had a conversation with a person, and as they continued speaking, you just started liking them less and less? that was me with this movie.

    i don't normally talk spoilers in my reviews but my god i am ssoooo fucking heated right…