Kaliofthedolls’s review published on Letterboxd:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KALI WHAT A KICKASS MOVIE!
Oh WOW man SO much fun! This was like an actual rollercoaster! I mean I really was thinking OMG THEY HAVE TO MAKE THIS INTO A ROLLERCOASTER OH PLEASE this was soooo fun!
Missed opportunity not using Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart lol those battles were FIERCE!!!
We got to ride into Hollow Earth!!! And supercharge a Magic Monkey Axe!!!
I fucking can't with how fun this was! I get pretty dumb on my birthdays and always kinda just wanna feel like a kid, you know like cake and streamers and shit and wow this just was super all those feels!
So unfair, I really wanted to hear the rest of that speech LMAO that guy was great, and SO freaking cool they have a deaf girl signing with Kong like, I mean I love both G and K of course and I even kind went into this like "Zilla got this" but then you know, you see Kong and you think about when MySpace told us that the most used password before we all got hyper about passwords was "Monkey" and that's like, you know, I mean hey did you hear they made April 1st "Devo Day" and I was thinking about those lyrics for Jocko Homo
All together now, God made man!
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape, I can do what monkey do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
And how can we not root for ourselves?!
But THEN! The enemy of your enemy is your friend!!!
Gosh what a total blast! I really seriously hope Universal makes this into a roller coaster - omg that part where they blast out of Hollow Earth and almost dive into Kong's mouth and swing by Zilla like WHAAAAAAAAT that was SO SICK!!!!
omg love it love it love it
Really seriously need to binge some Zilla this month!
Thank you, powers that be, for giving me this bday prez!