Low budget doesn’t mean low effort
Yeah that’s right, 5 fucking stars. You can’t stop me.
So this masterpiece is one of my many comfort films. Something I can watch any time and it’ll improve my mood. It’s shot in about 3 locations and held together by bad puns and lots of boobs, which means this is my kind of jam.
Where else can you see Gunnar Hansen be gender-swapped? Only in Repligator.
Guys and ugly women are transformed into overly horny babes that desperately want…
Dedicated to Joe D’Amato
You know you’re watching something wonderful when a zombie with a mammoth cock dangling between his legs isn’t the most memorable part of your film.
That goes to the wonderfully ghoulish demon baby! He’s actually the reanimated sacrifice satanists used to resurrect the big-dicked zombie, only now he can fly around while giggling uncontrollably as he spouts adorable lines like Death to the Infidels! In reality it’s a toy doll they’ve painted white and covered in…
“I’m directing this fucking movie!”
About as close to pure vitriolic hate you can get without actually becoming a snuff film.
A truly vile experience that assaults you with its cruelty and leaves you feeling beat down and empty. I love it so fucking much.
Even with producers absolutely fucking the film by mutilating it down from a supposed 175 minutes to only 77 and adding a worthless narration at the end, this still…
“90 minutes of condensed sex and violence, do you call that a great movie?”
Censor happy folks think watching gratuitous sex and violence turns people into unhinged degenerates, but this film shows the truth. They’re the ones who’ll go insane if they see a little blood and t/a. A truly pathetic group of individuals.
Oh yeah, this is most certainly a satire on censorship and groups like the MPAA, who think we need to…
It only took one sequel to permanently reduce (or elevate) The Howling franchise to pure b-movie cheese. That’s honestly impressive.
At no point do these werewolves look like werewolves. I need to point that out. They try with some rubbery puppets for closeups, but the full body suits resemble deformed apes with claws. That’s apparently because they were sent ape costumes instead of wolf and were told to make it work. In a really…
This film is always a solid rewatch when I want to remind myself how much I fucking can’t stand cockroaches.
Like it’s bad. The first place I lived after moving out had a roach problem that the landlord never dealt with. As a night owl I was fully paranoid anytime I moved around. It freaked me out and now I’ll comb my place for hours if I so much as suspect I’ve got roaches.…