Kaijuman

Kaijuman

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Low budget doesn’t mean low effort

Favorite films

  • Dinosaur Island
  • Conan, the Boy in Future
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor

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  • The Hanging Woman

    ★★★

  • Village of the Damned

    ★★★★

  • Bluebeard

    ★★★

  • I'm all yours (Minna Agechau)

    ★★★★

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  • Tumbling Doll of Flesh

    Tumbling Doll of Flesh

    ★★★★

    Looks like we’ve finally gotten a official Letterboxd page for this nasty little film. Hopefully that means I won’t have to reupload this review for a fourth time.

    (Watched and Reviewed 03/23/20)

    A vile and horrifying slow burn that explodes in utter sadism by the end.

    I love this subgenre of film. SOV Japanese “snuff” films like the Guinea Pig series. They serve as cool demo reels of the crews SFX skills. And I love that people went and made…

  • Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

    Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

    ★★★★

    Noodle arms, mouth fangs, cat girls, and a 100% adorable budding romance fueled by shy affection and perverse tendencies.

    Easy 4 stars

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  • The Hanging Woman

    The Hanging Woman

    ★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    6 countries - Spain

    “They say the dead hold orgies in their bloody cemeteries”

    A Chuck Norris lookalike inherits a manor but wouldn’t you know it, people keep mysteriously dying. To bad he’s not Norris or he’d have this situation under control.

    It’s classic Spanish sleaze, it’s even got Paul Naschy as a necrophiliac gravedigger. There’s nudity, a nice decapitation, a whodunnit mystery, and zombies to boot.

    Those zombies looked great btw. Loved the blind aspect they went with.

    A decent way to waste 90 minutes.

  • Village of the Damned

    Village of the Damned

    ★★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    6 countries - UK

    “A brick wall… I must think of a brick wall”

    How wasn’t this a twilight zone episode? The tone, the atmosphere, the unexplained phenomenon, it’s all there for a killer episode.

    Guess we’re lucky it was made into a feature length film instead. ‘Cause this is some Grade A British spookiness.

    The entire opening segment could’ve been its own film it’s that good. Without earning an entire town…

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★½

    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★★★

    What I wouldn’t give to have been there for this movie pitch.

    “Hey kids love Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes right? Well, I’ve got a crazy idea...”