Favorite films

  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Scorpio Rising
  • Dark of the Sun
  • Cat People

Recent activity

  • Snowtown


  • Magic Mike's Last Dance


  • The Doom Generation


  • Corsage


Recent reviews

  • Snowtown



    had zero knowledge of these murders, was thrown for a real loop when i saw it unfold as puritanical vigilantism wedged in a handful of accurate accusations of pedophilia & mostly insane conspiratorial allegations of child abuse to fuel raging, violent homophobia. not even just homophobia, just the pursuit of proper God-loving etiquette. We can, and should, recognize that we've always been in dire straits, but when you see the psychoses of bigotry illustrated this clinically, it elevates how fuckin bad a place we're in rn

    been scheming to visit Australia for a month but honestly bro idk bout that no more.

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

    Magic Mike's Last Dance


    Mike as both character & vessel of “some dude” charisma is phenomenal, but otherwise a front-to-back failure. Meta enough to sell you on season tickets to the live show, no desire to follow through on Tatum’s admissions on the unnatural physical torture of maintaining this screen-ready physique. Power of dance, feminine perspectives, and the search for self after the financial ruin of COVID all explored by voices uniquely unqualified to comment on any of it except the “all my rich friends…

Popular reviews

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education


    May be the most Hitchcockian Almodóvar, emphasis on the cock.

  • Belly



    After a Kubrick-on-speed diamond heist at a neon-blacklit strip club, Nas walks into DMX's crib, turns on the plasma TV and confusedly watches GUMMO as DMX angrily plays billiards by himself, frustrated that his cohort isn't shutting up and appreciating the movie.

    These are the first 7 minutes of BELLY.