kate has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Why Did You Kill Me?

    Why Did You Kill Me?

    ½

    what the hell this is racist

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    GEORGE MICHAEL BABY I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THEY DID THIS TO YOU.

    last christmas i gave you my heart in a heart transplant and then haunted you as a ghost??? are u for fucking real??? Last Christmas is a wonderful song with wonderful lyrics and you could feasibly make a great film based on those lyrics without doing a HAHAHA GOTCHA literal interpretation like they did here.

    Also what the fuck was the Brexit storyline. Why was it there.…

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    yeah i paid to see it again no i dont want to keep living

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    i fear nothing now nor will i ever again

  • After

    After

    ½

    harry styles im so sorry

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    beyoncé does not deserve this

  • Jerry Maguire

    Jerry Maguire

    ½

    i hate this. it might be the worst movie i've ever seen or it might just be the first movie starring tom cruise that i've forced myself to watch in full. i cant tell! im never doing that to myself again! going to continue to exercise self care in future by turning off any movie he's in from
    now on ! its not worth it