• Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing

    ★★★★

    can’t recommend this movie unless, like george miller, you also want the people in the rows behind you on the airplane to see a lot of big naked ladies. good movie though

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★

    lambrusco €2,39 at albert heijn

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★½

    antifascist roguelike

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

    hell yeah

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★

    I can’t shake the feeling that this movie was written for twitter and it gives me goosebumps in a bad way.

  • CODA

    CODA

    ★★★½

    the real story is about the brother who beats up a random guy in a bar and because of this gets a nice supportive girlfriend and successful business.

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★½

    Austin Powers died so that Shrek could live.

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★½

    they should do this again but for mars attacks

  • Cave of Forgotten Dreams

    Cave of Forgotten Dreams

    ★★★★

    “I will try to show you how to kill a horse”

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★

    more like everything happens so much

  • Running with the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee

    Running with the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee

    ★★

    ok don’t watch this for what it is, watch it as a kind of bad encounters at the end of the world but instead of about interesting people on the south pole it’s about all the dumbasses who were into mcafee, the creators of this included

  • Confessions Of An Alien Abductee

    Confessions Of An Alien Abductee

    ★★

    there’s a lady in this who has the same haircut as the alien lady in mars attacks