Juan

I love movies and it’s better to write and review them when I’m drunk. It’s pure emotion that way
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Favorite films

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Synecdoche, New York

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  • Old

    ★★½

  • Luca

    ★★★★

  • Pig

    ★★★½

  • Suture

    ★★★★

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★½

    Great concept but poor execution. Could’ve totally been more than what it was man. Anyways, it’s hilarious that M. Night always puts himself in his movies lmao

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★

    Thought this was an animated version of Call Me By Your Name smh

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  • Zola

    Zola

    ★★★

    Decent enough. Totally edited the raunchy stuff, which I wanted to see lol

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    Seriously the best movie of the year. Holy shit Sandler is amazing and fucking KG is great. I literally needed to see this is New York so I made time to see it when I was over there. 10/10 fuck