I love movies and it’s better to write and review them when I’m drunk. It’s pure emotion that way
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Favorite films

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Synecdoche, New York

Recent activity

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  • Pig


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Recent reviews

  • Old



    Great concept but poor execution. Could’ve totally been more than what it was man. Anyways, it’s hilarious that M. Night always puts himself in his movies lmao

  • Luca



    Thought this was an animated version of Call Me By Your Name smh

Popular reviews

  • Zola



    Decent enough. Totally edited the raunchy stuff, which I wanted to see lol

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Seriously the best movie of the year. Holy shit Sandler is amazing and fucking KG is great. I literally needed to see this is New York so I made time to see it when I was over there. 10/10 fuck