• Tausend Zeilen

    Tausend Zeilen

    ★★★

    And that's why I am a storyteller and not a journalist

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★½

    From the moment on that they used the chalkduster font in the title card I should've known what I'm getting into here...and it still was so much worse. So disrepectful to Marilyn's legacy, I can't believe that Hollywood is still not letting this poor woman rest in peace after everyone let her go through hell. Everyone who was involved in this should feel ashamed.

  • Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ★★★½

    Between Fresh, Bones & All and Dahmer … I hope Armie Hammer finds a 2022 project that matches his taste

  • The Lord of the Rings

    The Lord of the Rings

    ★★★

    Pros:
    -Better editing of seasonal change than in "Twillight: New Moon"
    - Gandalf recited the ring quote like he was doing a dance off
    - Those special effects were WILD
    - Boromir viking mode activated

    Contra:
    - Bilbo was having a seizure once he saw the ring again
    - Treebeard looked like a carrot
    - What a blessing that we got to see Elijah Wood to play Frodo in the live action version, because he is way too hot for…

  • The Hobbit

    The Hobbit

    ★★★

    Pros:
    • Shorter and much more compact than the Peter Jackson version (The Battle of the Five Armies was 3 instead of 144 minutes long!)
    • Talking eagles !!!
    • "May the hair on his toes never fall out" - Thorin Oakenshield (disappointed that this isn't the most famous J. R. R. Tolkien quote)

    Contras: 
    • I feel like I'm on drugs…
    • If I hear the word burglar one more time, I will punch a hole in the wall

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

    Friend: I basically watched this just for Lee Pace.
    Me: Why is every guy I know so obsessed with Lee Pace?
    Friend: Because he is a real MAN!
    Me: Okay, I see.
    Friend: What was the reason why you wanted to see it?
    Me *whispering*: … Lee Pace.

  • After Ever Happy

    After Ever Happy

    our favorite toxic couple is back once again <3

  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    "Jennifer Connelly is a revelation in this" - Emma Stone (2017)

    Whenever someone fails of doing the Dirty Dancing lift with me like in Crazy Stupid Love, I will also crawl into my bed for the rest of the day and watch Labyrinth. Can't think of a better tradition to start from now on.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    Shoutout to my 8 year old self absolutely bawling her eyes out over the fact that Frodo leaves to the Grey Havens and screaming so loud, that some neighbours rang and checked if everything was alright. Nothing was fine, okay? And it still isn't! 🥲✌🏼

    To this day I'm absolutely in love with Elijah Wood, his mesmerizing blue eyes and curly brown hair. Almost as much as I am with this whole trilogy, to which I owe my life and…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    One does not simply walk into Mordor without taking your eight bros with you. 🤌

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★

    Maya Hawke is raising a whole new generation of queer people and thank goodness I am one of them 🙋‍♀️