I like movies and being critical about them because I am a virgin

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • The Thing
  • The Truman Show

Recent activity

  • Saw X


  • The Rat Catcher


  • The Swan


  • Poison


Pinned reviews

  • Smile



    walked out the theatre and saw a 5 year old kid smiling, immediately screamed and did a backflip onto a glass table.

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru


    by far the greatest theatre experience of my life 

    Countless people in suits, including myself all clapping and cheering for fart and butt jokes and crying at emotional scenes, and yelling at the top of our lungs for major reveals and twists 

    this is what movies are all about




    thank you minions: the rise of gru for an experience I will NEVER forget.

Recent reviews

  • Saw X

    Saw X


    Did you see saw?

    Yes. I saw saw. 

    the funniest part of this for me was they had to carry or ship the jigsaw puppet in a luggage/box to Mexico. Imagine being TSA opening the bag and just being like “yeah, this isn’t a water bottle, let it pass”.

  • The Rat Catcher

    The Rat Catcher


    The rats are going to hate this announcement, but they don’t run this city. We do.

Popular reviews

  • Senior Year

    Senior Year

    the better movie would be every-time she goes back to high school she gets into the same coma inducing accident again, thus going from 18 to 38 to 58 to 78 to 98. A really depressing Groundhog Day.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    Me and my friend went dressed up to our college theatre as Luigi and Mario, and the amount of cheers and clapping we got when we walked into a full theatre of Mario fans is a core memory I will never forget.