Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i can't think of a single film that wouldn't benefit from a naked final boss battle inside an active volcano

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  Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood 2019

  ★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2019 2

  maybe stop spending your clams on feet pics... and hire a goddamn editor, bitch!

Recent reviews

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  Suspicion 1941

  ★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2023

  i don't care how hot you are, you could quite literally be cary grant, but the second you try and give me the pet name MONKEYFACE i am ghosting you immediately

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  What Lies Beneath 2000

  ★★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

  oh nooo omg I'm so sorry that all of that just happened to you, michelle pfeiffer... yeah, that's so crazy, damn haha... does this mean you're single though? aha ha

Popular reviews

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  Megamind 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Sep 2016 51

  megamind > the godfather

  delete your account if you don't agree

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★★★½ Rewatched 26 Dec 2016 21

  What the fuck was Andrew Lincoln's back up plan going to be if Chiwetel Ejiofor had answered the door instead of Keira Knightley...