Andrew Jupin

1/4 of we hate movies | film programmer | physical media collector | cocktail maker | profane loudmouth with a heart of gold

Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • Sherlock, Jr.
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Duck Soup

Recent activity

  • Neil Diamond Parking Lot


  • Harry Potter Parking Lot

  • Heavy Metal Picnic


  • Heavy Metal Basement


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.