junkpileangel

i'm 24 yrs old and i dig horror, sleaze, 1960s/70s biker exploitation flicks, and Dennis Hopper. non-freaks need not apply.

Favorite films

  • The Glory Stompers
  • Messiah of Evil
  • Turkish Delight
  • Flareup

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  • Joe

    ★★★★

  • The Vampire and the Ballerina

  • Flareup

    ★★★★★

  • Fear Strikes Out

    ★★★★

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  • Joe

    Joe

    ★★★★

    A Hardcore and Easy Rider pre-ejaculate conception

  • Flareup

    Flareup

    ★★★★★

    This movie has everything: public shootings, killers with unusually straight bangs, black-haired Robert Redfords, strip clubs called 'The Losers', vehicular manslaughter, zoos with invisible animals, pyrotechnics, horses on beaches, James Bond-esque opening credits, and every girl's titties but Raquel Welch's. God bless America!

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  • Hellbender

    Hellbender

    ½

    what in the ever-loving homeschooled theater kid horse girl "GMO free please" organic earthy-crunchy slow-motion car crash level horrific co-op and farmer's market shopper Merrell-wearing fuck is this

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    ★★★★★

    Those who don't have the brain capacity to consider this a crowning gem of cinema need to find better hobbies than moviegoing.