Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  ✝✝LA.christening vid.move,df ✝Movie on 2013-02-05 at 19.25.mov 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  Like scrolling through TikTok while tripping.

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  Mandingo 1975

  ★★★★ Watched 22 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  In my headcanon, Ellen brutally killed Hammond after the credits rolled.

Popular reviews

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  WALL·E 2008

  ★½ Watched 15 May 2020 2

  When you’re one of the richest film studios in the world and could make a huge dent in stalling climate change if you put your money where your mouth is and instead you make an awful ecofascist film telling children that fat people are the reason the world is ending.

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  Idiocracy 2006

  ½ Watched 04 Aug 2019

  This movie supports eugenics and hates fat people. But what I hate most about it is the way it encourages smugness in the audience. Judge wants you to feel special for knowing that water makes crops grow. He wants you to feel exceptional. That’s why this gets brought up as an example of where society is heading; not because there’s any layer of truth to that, but because people feel like Luke Wilson, the smartest man in the room, saving the…