• Missing

    Missing

    ★★★★

    i just love this format, it’s like you get to follow their stream of consciousness. make a hundred

  • Teen Wolf: The Movie

    Teen Wolf: The Movie

    arden cho is not in this movie

  • Split

    Split

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i like this movie and all, but allow me a rant about my big problem with it because i just put my finger on it. the first time i saw it, i didn’t like that the other girls died, but i thought that was just because it’s a bummer. upon second viewing, i think there’s more to my reasoning

    my reading of the theme here is that trauma can be a superpower — literally in the case of the beast,…

  • Fall

    Fall

    ★★★

    despite seeing edits of this on occasion and being pretty big on survival thrillers, i went in a skeptic. “silly girls climb something they shouldn’t” wad a hard sell, but idk, call me a reluctant fan

    it has a basic set-up and a couple of pretty basic twists — in the same way that i believe the shallows and crawl to be the same movie, i believe this and 47 meters down to be the same movie — but if…

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★★

    if you don’t ride or die for me like megan, are we even friends?

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★★★

    the ideal first and last watch of every year

  • Anastasia

    Anastasia

    ★★★★★

    had to rewatch before december ends obv

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    ★★★★★

    carter: a dick

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    i’ve seen some people calling it better than the first, and i wouldn’t go that far, but it’s definitely a worthy follow-up, with all the right similarities and differences. kinda hope this series goes on forever

  • Disenchanted

    Disenchanted

    ★★

    i’m not convinced a sequel to enchanted would’ve ever been excellent, but it definitely could’ve been better :/

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    its themes make it feel silly to write a letterboxd review about

  • The Switch

    The Switch

    ★★★

    on a whim, i wanted to rewatch this, but i forgot what it was called so i started googling “jennifer aniston jason bateman movie” only for horrible bosses to auto-fill. instead, in my google search history, you’ll find “jennifer aniston jason bateman sperm movie”

    the relationship between wally and sebastian is intensely cute, and for that, i forgive the insane premise and lackluster romance