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  • In The Heights

    In The Heights


    "Stooooooooooooop" -Usnavi de la Vega,

    - 2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys

    That is so many backup dancers.

    As the world loses their shit over this film all I can say is that I'm glad all of you are happy, I just couldn't get into this one the way that others have. There is nothing wrong with the direction or production and the acting is fine I just found the film to be dead ass boring and the songs to mostly be meh.…

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It


    "We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out, Because I love you too much, baby" -Elvis Presley,

    -2001 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys

    Wait a second.... this movie didn't need to exist.

    I think I'm just done with the Conjuring Universe so I feel bad posting another review about how yet another film is just mediocre but unfortunately that has been the case for much of this year. The film just feels like they've run out of ideas and it lacks the…

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  • Delicatessen



    "They ate him! Can you believe that? They ate him." -Louison,

    I think I'd try human meat as long as it was free range, organic human meat.

  • The Boss Baby

    The Boss Baby


    "I wish you'd never been born!" - Tim Templeton,

    I feel like I could take on a large group of babies in a fight if I needed to in order to achieve my goals.

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears


    "There was too much money to be made off of her suffering" -Wesley Morris,

    - 2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys

    This is legitimately scary.

    We destroyed a woman for no real reason. I have to admit that I naively bought into the "Britney is just crazy and horrible" media circus. I also have been guilty of saying that if someone is a celebrity they deserve what they get when it comes to media scrutiny. I was definitely wrong.

    This is a well…

  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold


    This movie is fine but its target demographic is 4-10 year olds that aren't scaredy cats.

    10 Better Things to do Than Critically Evaluate this as an Adult:

    (1) Criticize a foreign film without subtitles because you didn't understand the language.

    (2) Criticize the local news for having a depressing ending.

    (3) Tell a child that her taste in music sucks.

    (4) Read a child psychology book

    (5) Call Mr. Rogers a commie bastard.

    (6) Talk to people in the…