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  • The Doom Generation
  • Starship Troopers
  • Clue
  • House

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  • This Means War

    ★½

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

  • Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror

    ★★★★

  • I Was a Teenage Serial Killer

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

    "Your sincerity is appreciated!" - Parakeet King,

    - 2023: boxd.it/l1iq4
    - Miyazaki: boxd.it/3JiK0

    Shout out to the AMC Easton in Columbus Ohio for providing the Subbed IMAX Dance Version, that's the one where you watch the film in IMAX in original Japanese, with a dance beat provided by Beyonce in the next theater.... future generations will never know that beauty.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★½

    "Life is like a hen house ladder. Shitty and short." -Paul,

    - 2023: boxd.it/l1iq4
    - Payne: boxd.it/qD6xy

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....but not for me.

    I should start by saying that I tend to roll my eyes during movies where a motley crew of individuals learn important life lessons from each other and we all learn the value of humanity. There is something about them that always feels a tad condescending to the audience to me but that's on me, it's my problem. It's…

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  • This Means War

    This Means War

    ★½

    "Make it rain!" - Someone,

    The only thing that anybody that watches this film wants is for the three of them to have sex together.... did that happen?.... Well, look at my score! Still though... a heart for some reason.

    P.S. If I had a nickel for every time that Chris Pine was in a scene with a "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys needle drop I'd have two nickels but still that's weird.

  • Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror

    Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror

    ★★★★

    "Folk horror asks, what if the old ways.... were right?" - Talking Head,

    The 3 hours go by pretty quickly.

    I just got the All the Haunts Be Ours set from Severin and this is the first movie in the set, which I kind of get and I kind of don't. I've only seen 31% of the films referenced in this movie, and that was honestly the only detriment to giving this a higher score. The analysis is really interesting…

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  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★★½

    Let me be clear about this. In no context will I ever videotape someone's tubby time for them.

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    ★★★★

    I really like the cat. This series is just as much about the journey of the cat as it is about the journey of Katniss.