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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Starship Troopers
  • Friday the 13th Part 2

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  • Absolute Power

    ★★½

  • Twilight

    ★★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★

  • Space Cowboys

    ★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★½

    "What good is hate worth if it's free?" -Colonel Tom Parker,

    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo

    I just got Baz'd!

    This fever dream is the height of excess and lunacy and I absolutely love it. Tom Hanks (who I am on record as hating) plays the most annoying role since Jar Jar Binks but it somehow is perfect and Austin Butler embodies Elvis, to the point that it's occasionally a little creepy. I didn't really learn anything new about the legend…

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    "Fuck you.... seriously what the fuck?" - Gwen Shaw,

    - 2022 Ranked: boxd.it/eWNQo

    Joe Hill you are one fucked up dude and I love you.

    I could nitpick but, overall.... this fucking ruled! It's tense, it's interesting, it's brutal, and multiple parts of it are really satisfying. It feels like the first half of Room fucked Stranger Things and that is a vibe I didn't realize I needed so badly in my life. The child performances are great and Ethan…

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  • Space Cowboys

    Space Cowboys

    ★★★

    "You notice everybody seems to be dead lately?" - Hawk Hawkins,

    - Eastwood: boxd.it/cmIQo

    Good for the elderly!!!

    I found the old person humor and the characters to be pretty charming, and funny, in the way your grandpa's kinda funny. This is the predominant part of the film so I actually quite enjoyed the first and second act as a feel good dramedy. The film kinda lost me in the third act though when it became more of an action…

  • Blood Work

    Blood Work

    ★★

    "I prefer the hard line." - Terry McCaleb,

    - Eastwood: boxd.it/cmIQo

    Predictable.

    A mystery thriller just isn't as good of a mystery thriller when you can figure out the whole story in about 15 minutes. That's not a brag, I'm not good at figuring out mysteries, this is just how easy this one is to figure out. Also, while I get that Clint likes to cast himself, something about him just didn't seem quite right for the lead.

    Skip it.

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