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  • Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain

    Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain

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    Get outside and touch grass for Tony. Do wild shit, take that cliff dive, be with the people you love. Fuck Kissinger.

    A bittersweet portrait of a good man. Not the renaissance man, the traveler, the chef, just Tony.

    Considering the vast amount of raw footage on display, the narrative was surprisingly coherent and poignant. Little gems filmed in far off places 15 years apart appear for seconds on screen like missing puzzle pieces, reliably, minute after minute. The edit has a deep bedrock of connective tissue, hindsight and context that most documentary films can only dream of achieving. And yeah, you’re gonna cry.

  • Kubrick by Kubrick

    Kubrick by Kubrick

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    Very French. The audio mix is fucking atrocious though

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  • National Treasure 3

    National Treasure 3

    I talked with Nicolas Cage about the plot (this will be a non-fiction documentary). Basically, Joe Biden's dementia worsens to the point where he falls into critical condition, and the DNC needs to replace him. A lot of names are thrown around like Andrew Cuomo, Bernie Sanders, Sherrod Brown... but one thing they don't anticipate is that Nic Cage has slowly been stockpiling national artifacts at an undisclosed location in order to trade them for the nomination. Because of the…

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    Avatar 5

    Still can't believe they released this in 8K 5D VR with Smell-o-vision and Rumble seats