Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2023

  A compelling plot, fantastic fights, and an all time great villain. Lower budget kung fu doesn't get any better than this right here!

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  One-Armed Boxer 1972

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Aug 2023

  A seminal piece of exploitation cinema as well as a holy grail kung fu flick. Genuinely one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

Recent reviews

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  The Buddha Assassinator 1980

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Sep 2023

  Getting to see Hwang Jang-lee and Lung Fei side by side was an absolute treat. Also the finale fight is fuckin' incredible.

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  Hitman in the Hand of Buddha 1981

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Sep 2023

  "You murdered my sister, for that I'm gonna rip you apart"

Popular reviews

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  Fear Street: 1994 2021

  ★★ Watched 02 Jul 2021 6

  Pretty dull and uninteresting. There are some cool ideas but the execution is all messy. The main girl’s acting is godawful. Actually everyone is lackluster besides Benjamin Flores Jr., kid is damn good. Shot like an episode of Stranger Things. A super lame slasher flick that will appeal to the basic teenage Netflix users. More akin to the Scream tv series or that shitty AHS slasher season. Not my kind of shit at all.

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  National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2021 1

  “Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?”
  “Fuck yo mama.”
  “Thank you very much.”