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  • Extreme Prejudice
  • A Woman's Torment
  • 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
  • Death Game

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  • The Mutations

    ★★★½

  • Slaughterhouse

    ★★★

  • Rio Bravo

    ★★★★★

  • No One Heard the Scream

    ★★★★

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  • Mr. Majestyk

    Mr. Majestyk

    ★★★★½

    Supremely badass, ultra macho '70s action and fast paced shootouts. Our favorite ass kicker Bronson is here as the cast-iron melon farmer that won't take no shit. Exactly my shit. I love it.

  • Magnum Force

    Magnum Force

    ★★★★★

    One of the absolute pinnacles of '70s action for me. Gnarly squib work, vigilante cop hits, and 4-inch Colt Pythons. This must be what the kids feel like when they watch superhero flicks. An all time favorite.

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  • The Mutations

    The Mutations

    ★★★½

    A great cast, tedious amounts of dialogue, and batshit practical monster (and freak) goodness. The end really saved this one for me. A damn good time nonetheless.

  • Slaughterhouse

    Slaughterhouse

    ★★★

    "My god, you've gone hog wild!"

    Schlock slasher goodness. God I suck at watching and logging movies now.

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  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★★

    Pretty dull and uninteresting. There are some cool ideas but the execution is all messy. The main girl’s acting is godawful. Actually everyone is lackluster besides Benjamin Flores Jr., kid is damn good. Shot like an episode of Stranger Things. A super lame slasher flick that will appeal to the basic teenage Netflix users. More akin to the Scream tv series or that shitty AHS slasher season. Not my kind of shit at all.

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    Well this was a painful sit. Pretty much hated everything about this. It’s rigorously boring, totally inept, and completely void of any real fun. Sure it has a killer cast but we get Michelle Yeoh and Angela Bassett as goddamn background characters, that’s fucked. Our star Karen Gillan is absolutely awful, keep her far away from action pictures. The fights suck. It’s way overlong. Everything is neon drenched, god I wish we could give that shit up. An embarrassing John Wick/The…