Favorite films

  • Yojimbo
  • Eagle's Claws
  • The Invincible Armour
  • Zero Woman: Red Handcuffs

Recent activity

  • Saw X


  • Django Unchained


  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


  • The Sacrament


Pinned reviews

  • The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious

    The Hot, the Cool and the Vicious


    A compelling plot, fantastic fights, and an all time great villain. Lower budget kung fu doesn't get any better than this right here!

  • One-Armed Boxer

    One-Armed Boxer


    A seminal piece of exploitation cinema as well as a holy grail kung fu flick. Genuinely one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

Recent reviews

  • The Buddha Assassinator

    The Buddha Assassinator


    Getting to see Hwang Jang-lee and Lung Fei side by side was an absolute treat. Also the finale fight is fuckin' incredible.

  • Hitman in the Hand of Buddha

    Hitman in the Hand of Buddha


    "You murdered my sister, for that I'm gonna rip you apart"

Popular reviews

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994


    Pretty dull and uninteresting. There are some cool ideas but the execution is all messy. The main girl’s acting is godawful. Actually everyone is lackluster besides Benjamin Flores Jr., kid is damn good. Shot like an episode of Stranger Things. A super lame slasher flick that will appeal to the basic teenage Netflix users. More akin to the Scream tv series or that shitty AHS slasher season. Not my kind of shit at all.

  • National Lampoon's Vacation

    National Lampoon's Vacation


    “Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?”
    “Fuck yo mama.”
    “Thank you very much.”