Josh

certified dumbass, reclusive filmbro
I just write cliche/stupid reviews whenever I feel I can
been logging since December ‘15

Favorite films

  • Magnolia
  • The Graduate
  • The Social Network
  • The Dark Knight Rises

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  • Amsterdam

    ★★

  • The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★

  • Aliens

    ★★★★★

  • Petite Maman

    ★★★★

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  • Amsterdam

    Amsterdam

    ★★

    One of the most jackshit polarizing films I’ve ever witnessed in my life; it felt like a fever dream, a really dull one. 

    An absolute waste of talent, and I blame O. Russell for it all, although it does seem like the cast is having fun. 
    Debatably, not absolutely, the most beautiful Margot Robbie has looked on screen (however, when I see Babylon that’ll more than likely change). 

    Drake and Future produced this??

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★

    Drags and takes a second to hit the ground running, but it’s magnetic direction & writing slowly builds up into a beautiful climax in the end. 

    Anya’s greatest performance by far; that woman NEVER misses!

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  • It

    It

    I can't wait to walk into the theater for IT and see a bunch of disrespectful and uncaring teenagers snapchatting, texting, and talking the whole time while screaming and whimpering at every second that Pennywise is on, and me just sitting there wanting to beat the shit out of every single one of them but instead just attempt to ignore them and watch the film. 

    Why does today's teenage generation have to ruin (most of) the theater experience?

  • A Futile and Stupid Gesture

    A Futile and Stupid Gesture

    ★★★½

    Every funny person in the world is here…and no ones laughing.